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You wouldn't dare.

[ Because of course he's not immune to the tears, even after all these years. ]

[willtheunwise]

I would! Or I’d stay and fall asleep in a hedge like Mike does.

[ the best part of being the baby is the power you wield when it comes to sad faces or recklessness ]

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Please don't take after Mike, I beg of you.

[ He's heard enough horror stories from Nancy, okay. ]

[willtheunwise]

I usually stop drinking before he does so it’s not as disastrous?

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You know that's not nearly as reassuring as you think it is.

[willtheunwise]

I have Max to keep me mostly in line?

[tiltshifts]

Okay that's at least a little more comforting.

[willtheunwise]

She doesn’t even drink and she’s very scary!

[tiltshifts]

Maybe that's why she is scary.

[willtheunwise]

No she’s scary because she does an uncanny impression of that one look mom does that means “stop that thing you’re doing immediately”

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Oh no, I know that look all too well.

[willtheunwise]

Yeah me too. I think she practiced it on you and now she’s realised I need it all the time too…