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No, but regrets will be tomorrow's problem so I'm asking anyway.

[bubblegumheart]

I enjoy that attitude. Well done!

How likely are you to believe that I was just eating chocolate sauce in the tub?

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Not very likely. It looks more like someone sprayed it everywhere.

[bubblegumheart]

Chocolate is messy sometimes.

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I guess??

[bubblegumheart]

[Chrissy is kind of hoping he won't push too hard for clarification because the explanation is ridiculous.]

Are you trying to tell me you've never done it?

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I can't say that I have, actually.

[ It just doesn't seem like the most comfortable, hygienic place to eat, okay! ]

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Well maybe you should try it and see how messy it is for yourself!

[That is... some kind of logic.]

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If I hadn't just scrubbed the tub clean, maybe.

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Yes, but now you're an expert at cleaning up chocolate.

I've done you a favor!

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Yeah, some favor.

Next time I'm teaching you how to clean up chocolate!

[bubblegumheart]

Bold of you to assume that I don't already know how to clean up chocolate.

If I hadn't had to run out the door as soon as I got up, I would've cleaned it up myself!

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A likely story.
This just means I am going to leave it if this happens again. Not that I'm encouraging this to happen again, because really I'm not.

[bubblegumheart]

Not to worry, Jonathan!

I give you my word that I'll clean it up next time! If there's a next time!

[There might be a next time.]

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I'm holding you to this!

[bubblegumheart]

Good! And look, I'll buy you lunch or something to make up for it!

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Hmm...I do like lunch.

[bubblegumheart]

Most people do!

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I mean.

Yes. I guess they do.

[bubblegumheart]

Exactly!

So let me know where you wanna go for lunch and when and then it's on.